selphie_t | 50th Draw = In the Doghouse [Written]

Dear Malnosso,

YOU SUCK. You seriously suck. If you could suck any harder your heads would cave in! Sure, it might be funny to drop people off in the forest in a dress to freeze to death but you know what? This experiment tops it all. It seriously tops it all.

Our house has been damaged, my boyfriend looks like me, a lot of my friends have been turned into girls but no... oh no, no...

You don't know my boyfriend and you don't know what happens when he gets adventurous little ideas in his head. And he's sooooo in the doghouse because you dipshits decided to let him have a little more fun than he's supposed to be getting. Don't think that I don't know what he ponders because I know him pretty darn well by now.

And while we're on the subject, if you ever -- and I mean EVER -- give him the opportunity to change into me ever again, I will not hesitate to get my hands on the biggest, baddest rocket launcher that I can get my hands on and I will blow you all to smithereens!

I'm glad we had this talk.

Love,
Selphie

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Anybody wants me, I'm at the dome.

[This makes Sokka worried about what Suki will do now. Oh spirits. HE TRIED TO BE GOOD, TOO. ~~But you can only go so long without changing or bathing.~~]

I don't think the Malnosso are going to answer this one, Selphie.

...'Adventurous ideas'? What did he do?

[Even in his wife's body, Cecil really has no idea, but he has an inkling this is going to end with another lecture.]

Ideas? ...I don't get it.

[Yes, Ven is totally clueless about the minds of ~adventurous~ boyfriends.]

[There may be a gun with Irvine's voice using the journal right now ~~for lack of better icons~~.]

Did he do what you're making it sound like he did?

Ah, young love~ [ Hughes who is not-Roy for the moment is totally casual. Cheerful. Totally. ]

Would you like any help setting him straight?

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