50th Draw = In the Doghouse [Written]

Dear Malnosso,

YOU SUCK. You seriously suck. If you could suck any harder your heads would cave in! Sure, it might be funny to drop people off in the forest in a dress to freeze to death but you know what? This experiment tops it all. It seriously tops it all.

Our house has been damaged, my boyfriend looks like me, a lot of my friends have been turned into girls but no... oh no, no...

You don't know my boyfriend and you don't know what happens when he gets adventurous little ideas in his head. And he's sooooo in the doghouse because you dipshits decided to let him have a little more fun than he's supposed to be getting. Don't think that I don't know what he ponders because I know him pretty darn well by now.

And while we're on the subject, if you ever -- and I mean EVER -- give him the opportunity to change into me ever again, I will not hesitate to get my hands on the biggest, baddest rocket launcher that I can get my hands on and I will blow you all to smithereens!

I'm glad we had this talk.

Love,
Selphie

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Anybody wants me, I'm at the dome.