63rd Draw = Dem's fightin' words. [Video]

[selphie_t]

[It seems that there's an idiot breaking and entering in Luceti lately.

And it's a New Feather to boot? And somebody who reminds her of Seifer? Oooooh, not so smart. Naturally, this leads Selphie to grabbing her journal and making a sweet little announcement over the journal. She clicks on the video feed and death glares at nothing in general.]

So Luceti, are there any more morons enterting the Village who'd like to break into the house? I've got a fist with you name on it if you try.

Thanks and have a good day!

[Being bad? Definitely. Smiling sweetly for all that it's worth. You have no idea.]

Comments

voice;

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

Funny about that because I don't.

Would you like me to explain the fundamentals of knocking to you?

[Still annoyed at you? Oh yes.]

voice;

[ironizing.livejournal.com]

Actually, yes. Please enlighten me, if you wouldn't mind.

voice;

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

Okay! So we're gonna walk up to someone door and you see that rectangle with the knob on it. That's the front door into someone's house. Now before we open the door to enter someone's house, we're gonna make a ball out of our fist. Then using our knuckles, we're going to rap our knuckles against the door.

This concept is known as knocking. Not only is it polite to do so, but it will prevent you from aggravating everybody in Luceti.

voice;

[ironizing.livejournal.com]

Oh, see, I have--arthritis. So, knocking's out of the question, I'm afraid.

Now, I'm sure I didn't aggravate everybody. Simple. I didn't have time to break into everyone's houses.

voice;

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

Right. I believe you.

This is true. If you had, you'd probably be in traction by now.

voice;

[ironizing.livejournal.com]

As you should. I am the epitome of honest.

And I hate to break it to you, but facing a giant mouse trap of death was far more upsetting than your little tirade.

voice;

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

[HMPH.]

voice;

[ironizing.livejournal.com]

That's the spirit. Admit defeat. It's okay. You'll feel better, I promise.

voice;

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

[That's okay, Selphie's just going to ignore you.]

voice;

[ironizing.livejournal.com]

[Well, rude. He's very offended. Very.

...Except for the part where he is not.]