Like I said, only good, old fashioned rural stuff, Sugar.

[...yeah. He's not good with names.]

See, I come from a fairly small town, and grew doing country-type things like hunting, fishing, and shooting beer bottles outta my uncle's hands. So, Niall, he got it in his head that anything old-timey is a draw for me.

It was sweet, and I never had the heart to tell him I'd rather try it in the middle of a city.

You know, a few blocks from a hospital. Just in case.