63rd Draw = Dem's fightin' words. [Video]

[selphie_t]

[It seems that there's an idiot breaking and entering in Luceti lately.

And it's a New Feather to boot? And somebody who reminds her of Seifer? Oooooh, not so smart. Naturally, this leads Selphie to grabbing her journal and making a sweet little announcement over the journal. She clicks on the video feed and death glares at nothing in general.]

So Luceti, are there any more morons enterting the Village who'd like to break into the house? I've got a fist with you name on it if you try.

Thanks and have a good day!

[Being bad? Definitely. Smiling sweetly for all that it's worth. You have no idea.]

Comments

voice;

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

Right. I believe you.

This is true. If you had, you'd probably be in traction by now.

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

I thought you'd want it to be a surprise for everybody though.

[ voice ]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

I'll hoist 'em up the closest flagpole!

[Selphie Tilmitt. Epitomy of Chaotic Neutral.]

[Written]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

Or put something down on the floor that's easy to clean up.

voice;

[ironizing.livejournal.com]

As you should. I am the epitome of honest.

And I hate to break it to you, but facing a giant mouse trap of death was far more upsetting than your little tirade.

voice;

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

[HMPH.]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

I figure most people won't be paying attention until I announce it.

[Written]

[dragoon-pride.livejournal.com]

That would be another good option. I'd rather not upset Rydia by ruining the floors.

voice;

[ironizing.livejournal.com]

That's the spirit. Admit defeat. It's okay. You'll feel better, I promise.

[voice]

[doubleppk]

Like I said... with Lupin just throw a pair of panties out a window and then kick him.

I've seen him escape bear traps and the highest security ever devised. Just don't even bother to play his game. And as for that other guy... If he doesn't get his suit and fly away I think I might just shoot him if he tries it again.

[Moral of the story, don't steal from Fujiko.]

[Voice]

[daisy023]

[Meditation is something SPARTAN-023 practices quite a lot.]

There is grass beneath us. There is the song of birds.

[voice]

[justicereigns]

Did he take anything?

[ voice ]

[happyends]

H-hoist them up a flagpole..? B-b-but wouldn't that hurt too?

[Voice]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

[Selphie could get used to using this technique. It'll make getting through the kidnappings and disappearances easier. There isn't a whole lot of response from Selphie other than the sounds of her breathing.]

voice;

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

[That's okay, Selphie's just going to ignore you.]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

But lot's of people enjoy eating there so I'm pretty sure they'll notice if it's closed.

[ voice ]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

If you hoisted them up by their underwear, sure.

[Unless they managed to fall that is.]

[voice]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

He didn't get a chance.

[voice]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

...I'll keep that in mind.

Oh boy... sounds like things'll be interesting if he ever showed up here.

[Written]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

Or we'd be toads.

voice;

[ironizing.livejournal.com]

[Well, rude. He's very offended. Very.

...Except for the part where he is not.]

[Written]

[dragoon-pride.livejournal.com]

...and potentially stuck that way for a long time depending on how annoyed she was.

[voice]

[doubleppk]

Interesting... I guess. I usually try to get out when he shows up. It makes everything explode and go to hell.

[ voice ]

[happyends]

By their.. underwear..?

... I-I'm not sure if that's the best way to punish people like that...

[ voice ]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to hoist up by their underwear! I'm not that mean.